I'm selling bracelets on Etsy! They're a little kitschy and a little cute and a little adolescent (the teenagers in my neighborhood love them) and also a little fun. You're certainly welcome to buy one, even if you're 50. It'll make the cool kids *jealous.
(*Disclaimer: I have never been cool so any claim to know what will make cool kids jealous is totally fabricated and clearly says I have no idea what I'm talking about.)
Thanks for looking!